I do what I want!

The Widowmaker

2008.03.01 | and what?

I made this column bigger. Now the title of the previous entry doesn’t sit right. That’s one of the lesser things I’ve broken in the last couple hours.

I think I invented something called “the (something)-maker” earlier tonight, but I can’t remember what it was. It would have been awesome though.

This whole not drinking every day thing is destroying my short-term memory. Listening to Iron Maiden will hopefully even it out.

I wish when I broke shit, it was on purpose.

2008.02.27 | and what?

Seriously, though.

This is just filler. Already.

Showering doesn't sound so great right now.

Back Bitches.

2008.02.27 | and what?

Maybe. I'm just bored. I'm relearning the internet so I can get drunk and puke all over it, and maybe black out in its bathroom for a couple hours. That's what I do.

So, watch. And/or be patient.

p.s. Trebuchet? Really? Fuck. Suck it.

my shit's free.